Wednesday, 15 June 2016

You Spent Too Much Time in Norway If…

Let us see what happens if someone spends too much time in Norway!

You Spent Too Much Time in Norway If…

1. You have a pair of dress-skis. 
2. You do not remember how money looks like: there is just a credit card in your wallet. 
3. You do not care what you put on. 
4. You do not remember what is butter. 
5. The weather forecast promises +15 Celsius, and you put on shorts. 
6. You know who Bjørn Dæhlie is and what time he showed at the10 km distance. 
7. You know how to write Bjørn Dæhlie. 
8. You always carry an umbrella – just in case. 

You Spent Too Much Time in Norway If…

9 You are not worried if you lose a mobile phone. 
10. You are not surprised when someone returns your mobile phone. 
11. You are envious if your neighbor has really cool skis. 
12. You always make jokes about the Swedes. 
13. You start to say "ja" instead of "yes/si/da/oui" etc. 
14. You know 50 Mortens, 40 Tronds and 30 Helgas. 
15. You diligently pack garbage. 
16. You know who is Queen Sonja, and you do not like her. 

You Spent Too Much Time in Norway If…

17. You are angry when a bus arrives at 12.39 instead of 12.37. 
18. You throw a towel down to dry your legs. 
19. You know what a matpakke is, and carry it regularly with you. 
20. You know several types of ski waxes, and the differences between the red and the blue ones. 
21. Holes in coins do not surprise you anymore. 
22. You feel uncomfortable without your backpack. 
23. You go skiing on Easter. 
24. You are aware of the all details of the Norwegian, Danish and Swedish royal families' lives. 
25. You do not want to leave Norway ever!


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